University Calories 2

What is Heaven in the university system? A world without the need for calories? a world of unlimited calories? and to avoid the anxiety of not-enough calories.

University Calories

The purpose of every living creature is to consume calories. The body hungers for calories and the mind strategizes to satisfy that hunger, to collect and store calories for future consumption. The University is a collective mind whose sole purpose is to strategize for the accumulation of calories for the present and future of the collective university body. We ask ourselves the question today. What is a fair amount of calories that should be allotted to each individual and each university for consumption? The only reasonable answer, the only answer which can be justified and which promises equilibrium after the refinements of uncountable generations-- is zero. Therefore, the coalition of universities finds the following principle: no university may consume more calories than it creates.